Score: 9

"Looks great."

submission: Manga-Gaga 200

date: December 10, 2006

It was really good. It just makes me sad that I never got to see the comic.

Score: 9

"Well..."

submission: The Ultimate Orgy

date: September 20, 2006

Ummm...It's hard to say. Wow...I can't believe I watched that the whole way through. It's sick, twisted, and for lack of a better word, wierd. But it's a way to express yourself so I gave you the benefit of the doubt and finished it all.

It was good overall even though I didn't enjoy it very much, but I'm sure others will. You did take something from someone else but you made it ENTIRELY yours and nothing is safe from parodies or satire anyway. Great job reguardless of wether I liked it or not and I hope I can enjoy other works of yours sometime soon.

Score: 8

"Too true for the good of the retarded people."

submission: SuperAwesome Flash VOTE5!

date: August 2, 2006

It was a great flash. You put forth a lot of effort and it was great to watch. It's good to see that you are one of the people who is also annoyed with the idiots on Newgrounds who attempt to review, but fail misserably. Good on ya and keep yelling at them, then maybe they'll go away and cry in a corner like they should.

Score: 9

"Very nice work."

submission: -Telepath RPG Chapter 1-

date: August 1, 2006

This sort of thing takes a lot of effort and for your effort, I will give you a well deserved FAIR review. I don't know how you put up with those childish brats who write such drivel some people give the title "review." Ha! More like useless trash and spam if you ask me.
Anyway, The graphics were very good, they could be better, but no ones perfect right?

This was a very origional/stylish flash. I havn't seen a flash where you pay for leveling yourself up to many times before.

The sound was great, and unlike that one person, I liked the footsteps. They were classic walking music man. XD I also liked the sound effects for the pyro blast as firey death tends to be loud and raucus as opposed to a simple mental blast which made sense to be a lot quieter.

I can't really call this violent because it didn't have any blood at all, and it wasn't a curse fest, so you only need a 3 there. Though if you could throw in some burning and screaming when you use the pyro blast spell and it kills them, that'd be AWSOME. XD

What can I say, you control everything. You can talk to a ton of people. You even get a bunch of different things to say in most conversations. 10 for interactivity.

Humor...I for one value classic, clean humor with class over dime store crotch kicking and cheap jokes. As you can tell, I like the british class more than american drivel...but not always. XD

Overall you did very well for an RPG. They take a lot of thought and work to make a good one. There is always room for improvement and a lot in this case but I grade people on what they put forth, not what they didn't. So, basically, good job and good luck on all your other flashes. If you want some bonus points on your next one though, put in a sound menu in the main menu so people can change settings of sounds such as walking or attacks. No need for it, yes, but it'd be nice and it's only a suggestion.

Score: 8

"Well..."

submission: -Channel Surfing

date: July 29, 2006

It was alright but both lacking and too much at the same time. I'm a hardcore LoZ fan so that might influence me a little here. It wasn't all that origional because I've seen a ton of LoZ flashes very similar to this one with pretty much the exact same plot and style. Another thing that wasn't very good was the fact that Link actually SPOKE. He isn't mute but really doesn't talk unless he needs to and he didn't need to say anything to the soldiers. You shouldn't have given him a voice at all really. Also, Ganon isn't the kind of villain who would swear. He's an epic and dramatic classical villain. He doesn't use curses to help get his point across. He'll say something and his meer appearance is enough to get his point across. It would have been better if you didn't do that. Another thing...NUNCHUKS!?! They were kind of unneccesary and made it harder for you to have to draw them but it's your world/flash so it doesn't matter that much. Also, Link isn't an almighty god of war or something. He's simply sword and shield finesse. But then again, your world so it's acceptable. Only thing I can say is, you did a good job, but it could have been better. I still liked it reguardless. My suggestion is that you keep it more basic Link style with his sword, hammer, shield, bow, bombs, and the few magic things he had, like the flame orb (I haven't seen that game in ages so I can't remember what it's called). All in all a decent job, but in the future I'd suggest against giving him a voice or having Ganon curse, let alone anyone from that game. Just a suggestion though. Remember for your next flash that Ganon is just as skilled as Link with a sword and that Ganon has powers of his own to use as well. Keep that in mind when your having them fight. Sorry for ranting. Good job overall but try to make the fight scene epic enough to make your series stand out from all of the others. Good luck on all your flashes.

Score: 10

"Dude..."

submission: Story of Khale Trailer

date: July 29, 2006

Honestly man, that was the coolest thing I have ever seen...ever. That is going to be my minds main thought until you put the whole thing out. Where to begin here...Okay, the art was freaking awsome. The smoothness of the whole thing was great too. The sound had no actor voices in it so it was easier on you but the song was cool reguardless and sounded great, as well as kept me interested the whole time. The story seems awsome and I can't wait to see it. You did it all very well and I must say, no one could come up with any legitimate arguement against it rocking and I challenge anyone to try to make a REAL one. Tell me if you can honestly find anything bad about it. I dare you people, bring it on. XD

Score: 8

"It's not amazing but..."

submission: Eskimo Bob Episode:515

date: July 21, 2006

It's not amazing but it made me laugh. I am a fan of Eskimo Bob but people need to understand that no one is safe from satire. But they also need to learn that it's JUST satire. It's the thought behind it that counts. People just ASSUME that something is what they see and don't think any deeper. Those people are just retards and screw up society. They are also the people who make this my favorite statement EVER, {Suicide is Darwin's way of saying "All retards out of the gene pool."} XD Good joke anyway.

Score: 9

"...The hell...?"

submission: DCK Fanmail #1

date: July 21, 2006

What in gods name happened to you as a child man? Whatever it was, it sure seems to inspire your "creative" side...Good stuff though. No complaints. It was all done well. And it even had a total lack of morals! You don't get that too much these days. Good on ya!

Score: 3

"It needs a lot of work."

submission: Altered Reality

date: July 21, 2006

It really wasn't all that origional or skilled so I can't say much other than give you some pointers. You should probably work on a better storyline because that is what matters the most and you only have a lot of people running away from robots. If you got a main character who you followed the whole way through, then it might have worked. I'm guessing that it would take longer than your willing to spend on making the art good enough to carry the entire short through to get very good reviews. I can see you put a good amount of effort into it but it takes more than effort. Good luck with any other stuff you make and remember "Plot=Victory, Art=Double Bonus Points, and Sound=Bonus Points."

Score: 9

"Stick to your guns David."

submission: High Tail Hall 1.5!

date: May 11, 2006

Many things to say, so beware of rant. But first comes my review.
1)Great artwork, it was well detailed and skillfully drawn. As everyone knows, nothing is perfect but that was close enough.
2)The animations were great but could be a little better if they were tighter in a few places, specifically the tail and arms for the cheetah girl, but other than that VERY nice.
3)It would do better to have all the updates done before you publish it but I think it's fine now so the updates will just improve my opinion of this game. Besides, I wouldn't want to wait.
4)Sound...Pff, does anyone ever watch this stuff for the sound? But some moans and groans would be nice. Maybe some bed springs. The balcony effects aren't that great though, more annoying than anything, no offense.
5)This is a very original game, furry art, pornography, and even puzzles. Those are a great combination especially the way you pulled it all together. Just enough control over it to be great.
6/Rant)I really have to say, stick to your guns David. Art is a form of expression and if this is how you wanted to express yourself or give something to other people. For those who like it, that's great, and for those who don't, that's fine too. All are entitled to their opinion but a ton of the reviews I read were totally useless and had nothing but insults against anthro art and anthro porn. Use logic people. Read the reviews or something. If you won't do that, then don't post reviews because some of us actually like to have USEFULL reviews! Honestly, some people were talking like they've never heard of this sort of thing. If that's true, then they need to either get out more often or find a different section of the site to browse. Sorry for ranting but stupid people piss me off. Other than that I have to congratulate you again Dave, on a job very well done. And good for you, sticking with what you like is a great thing. People who don't like it can suck it up or at least say how they feel in a respectful way and have a REASON behind why they don't like it. Judge based on a submissions design people. Not based on wether or not you like that style, subject, or genre. Once again, sorry for ranting. Kudos Dave.